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Wild Magic Surges
Chaotic side effects when a spell slips its leash.
Ready
| d100 | Result |
|---|---|
| 1 | A plume of harmless multicolored sparks bursts from your hands for one minute. |
| 2 | Your skin turns a vivid shade of teal for 24 hours. |
| 3 | You float three inches above the ground until the end of your next turn. |
| 4 | Every word you speak is echoed one second later by a tiny spectral voice. |
| 5 | A gentle rain of flower petals falls in a 20-foot radius around you. |
| 6 | Your hair grows a full foot and braids itself. |
| 7 | For one minute, you can only speak in rhyming couplets. |
| 8 | A spectral butterfly follows you for one hour, landing on anyone who lies. |
| 9 | You smell strongly of cinnamon for the rest of the day. |
| 10 | Your shadow acts out your movements a heartbeat too late for ten minutes. |
| 11 | All unlocked doors within 30 feet slowly swing open. |
| 12 | A mug of warm, excellent tea appears in your free hand. |
| 13 | Your voice drops two octaves until you finish a long rest. |
| 14 | Nonmagical flames within 30 feet turn blue and give off no heat for one minute. |
| 15 | You are convinced, for one minute, that your name is Gerald. |
| 16 | A random pocket of yours fills with exactly 37 copper pieces. |
| 17 | For the next hour, birds within 100 feet find you fascinating and gather nearby. |
| 18 | Your eyes glow faintly silver in the dark for one week. |
| 19 | You hiccup a small, harmless soap bubble every time you speak for ten minutes. |
| 20 | The nearest ally briefly sees you as their childhood hero, then laughs. |
| 21 | You teleport 10 feet in a random direction to an unoccupied space. |
| 22 | Every coin you touch today comes up heads when flipped. |
| 23 | A faint fanfare of trumpets sounds whenever you enter a room for one hour. |
| 24 | Your footprints glow softly for one minute after each step, fading behind you. |
| 25 | You can taste colors for the next ten minutes; blue is disappointing. |
| 26 | A harmless illusory duplicate of you appears and applauds you, then vanishes. |
| 27 | Grass and small flowers sprout in your footsteps for the next hour. |
| 28 | You become weightless for six seconds; jumping is inadvisable. |
| 29 | For one minute, you understand the chatter of nearby rodents. |
| 30 | Your clothing changes to formal evening wear until the next dawn. |
| 31 | A small rain cloud follows the nearest creature that insulted you today. |
| 32 | You cannot say the word 'the' for the next ten minutes. |
| 33 | Everything you write for the next hour appears in flawless calligraphy. |
| 34 | A spectral hand politely dusts off your shoulders, then dissipates. |
| 35 | You glow like a torch until the end of your next turn. |
| 36 | Your reflection waves at you the next time you pass a mirror today. |
| 37 | For one minute, all your spoken words appear as floating illusory text above your head. |
| 38 | The next fruit you touch turns to gleaming, edible gold worth 1 gp. |
| 39 | You sneeze glitter for the next ten minutes. |
| 40 | A friendly, illusory cat winds between your legs and vanishes after a minute. |
| 41 | Your ears become pointed for 24 hours, or rounded if they already were. |
| 42 | You gain the perfect memory of a recipe for outstanding mushroom stew. |
| 43 | Everyone within 20 feet hears faint, pleasant harp music for one minute. |
| 44 | Your boots squeak melodiously in the key of C for one hour. |
| 45 | You know, with certainty, which direction is north for the next week. |
| 46 | A single duck appears in the nearest body of water and regards you with respect. |
| 47 | Your fingernails grow into elegant claws for one hour; they are useless in combat. |
| 48 | For ten minutes you must narrate your own actions in the third person. |
| 49 | The temperature within 10 feet of you drops pleasantly on a hot day, or warms on a cold one, for one hour. |
| 50 | You burp a small puff of green smoke that forms a smiley face. |
| 51 | All nonmagical rope within 30 feet ties itself into neat coils. |
| 52 | Your hat, or hair if you have no hat, is briefly on fire; it is harmless and smells of toast. |
| 53 | You can hop twice your normal jump distance until the end of your next turn. |
| 54 | An illusory banner reading 'HUZZAH' unfurls above you for six seconds. |
| 55 | Your tongue turns black for a day; it tingles when someone says your name. |
| 56 | You gain the irresistible urge to bow dramatically after every sentence for ten minutes. |
| 57 | The next door you open leads into the same room from the opposite side; the effect then ends. |
| 58 | Small motes of light orbit your head like a halo for one hour. |
| 59 | You are certain a fish is watching you. Somewhere, one is. |
| 60 | Any drink you hold turns into fresh, cold spring water for the next hour. |
| 61 | Your voice sounds like a chorus of three of you speaking in unison for ten minutes. |
| 62 | A gust of wind swirls around you, scattering loose papers within 20 feet. |
| 63 | You shrink three inches for 24 hours; your gear does not. |
| 64 | For one minute, you can walk on water but not stand still on it. |
| 65 | A spectral quill writes down everything you say for one minute, then the page vanishes. |
| 66 | Your next sneeze is thunderously loud, audible 300 feet away. |
| 67 | All buttons, buckles and laces on your outfit undo themselves. |
| 68 | An illusory rainbow arcs from your position to the nearest treasure, visible only to you, then fades. |
| 69 | You forget the last joke you heard but remember one twice as good. |
| 70 | For ten minutes, your hands glow when within 5 feet of anything magical. |
| 71 | You radiate an aura of calm; nonhostile beasts within 10 feet are docile for one hour. |
| 72 | Your beard grows a foot; if you cannot grow one, you now temporarily can. |
| 73 | Every shadow you cast for one minute is shaped like a small dragon. |
| 74 | You taste a phantom flavor of your favorite childhood meal and feel briefly homesick. |
| 75 | The next word you shout echoes seven times regardless of surroundings. |
| 76 | Your armor or clothing polishes itself to a brilliant shine. |
| 77 | A tiny illusory storm cloud rains over one random coin pouch within 30 feet. |
| 78 | You can breathe a puff of harmless frost once within the next hour. |
| 79 | All dice, cards and game pieces within 30 feet rearrange themselves into a winning position for you. |
| 80 | Your left hand and right hand swap dominant roles for one hour. |
| 81 | A faint smell of ozone and lavender follows you for the rest of the day. |
| 82 | You involuntarily wink at the next person who speaks to you. |
| 83 | The ground within 5 feet of you becomes springy and moss-like for ten minutes. |
| 84 | You hear the distant, encouraging cheer of a crowd whenever you succeed at anything for one hour. |
| 85 | Your teeth chime softly like tiny bells when you laugh, for one day. |
| 86 | A perfectly ripe pear materializes on the nearest flat surface. |
| 87 | For one minute, you can see through your own eyelids; blinking is unsettling. |
| 88 | Ink within 30 feet briefly rises off the page and swirls like smoke before settling back. |
| 89 | Your voice carries perfectly to every corner of the room for ten minutes, as if on a stage. |
| 90 | You know exactly how many beans are in any container you look at for one hour. |
| 91 | A ring of mushrooms sprouts around you in a 10-foot circle. |
| 92 | Your next yawn releases a swarm of harmless illusory moths. |
| 93 | For 24 hours, cats trust you implicitly and dogs are suspicious. |
| 94 | One item in your pack is now lovingly gift-wrapped. |
| 95 | You feel the sudden certainty that today is somebody's birthday nearby. It is. |
| 96 | Your hair changes to a color of your choice; it fades back over a week. |
| 97 | A gentle breeze follows you indoors for one hour, ruffling your cloak heroically. |
| 98 | For one hour, your reflection in any surface smiles warmly at you, regardless of your mood. |
| 99 | You may immediately ask the DM one yes-or-no question about the current room; the answer arrives as a whisper on the wind. |
| 100 | Roll twice more on this table; both effects occur. |
